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It’s coming round

http://aec.gov.au/

Register.

Or you could just fuck off. I do mean that. If you’re over 17 and don’t register then… fuck off.

I could explain your obligations to you slightly more politely, but no, if I have to listen to you whinge and complain – whether it be about your mother, computer or uber-president – i want to be assured that you made an effort to misguide your votes out of ignorance.

I’m pretty damn serious about this. All trolls will be asked to state their voting credentials. If they fail they will get flamed.

Note how I still haven’t stated a political affiliation. Aren’t I good.